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A wife buys an enormous birthday present for her husband. He opens it and looks rather confused. "What am I supposed to do with a rocket?" asked the husband. "You wanted space." she replies.

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Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs. One suggests lunch. The other says, "They won't let us in a restaurant with pets." Undeterred, the first guy and his German shepard head into the restaurant. The maitre d' stops them, saying, "Sir, you can't bring your dog in here."
"But I'm blind." the man replied, "and this is my guide dog. The maitre d' apologizing profusely, shows both man and dog a table. His friend waits five minutes, then tries the same routine. "You have a chihuahua for a guide dog?" the sceptical maitre d' says. "A chihuhua?" the man says. "Is that what they gave me?"

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Four men go on a hunting trip. The only hotel in the area is almost full, so they have to bunk two to a room. No one wants to share a room with Joe because he snores, so the others decide to take turns.
The first man stays with Joe and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot. "What happened to you?" ask his friends. "Joe snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him all night." he moans.
The following evening, it is the second chap's turn. He also looks awful the next morning. "Oh man, that Joe shakes the roof." he says. "I sat up and watched him all night too." The third night is Frank's turn, a burly ex-rugby player: a man's man.
Next morning he comes down to breakfast looking very fresh. "Good morning." he says brightly. The first two men are incredulous, "Wow, what happened?"
"Well," says Frank. "We got ready for bed, I tucked Joe in, wished him sweet dreams and kissed him in the forehead. He sat up and watched me all night."

Reader's Digest, Oct 2008



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